sometime in the future

old me: ah yes I remember the Great Skeleton War of 2014.

grandchildren: grandma that never happened.

old me: it was a long war.

grandchildren: grandma please stop we've talked about this.

old me: the only way to end it was to make a treaty with the skeletons.

grandchildren: grandma

old Me: and that's why humans have skeletons inside them.

grandchildren: gRANDMA PLEASE